February 2012
OH MY FUCKING GOD
victoryjobs:
I’M IN NEW ORLEANS RIGHT NOW AND SOME DUMBASS WAS TRYING TO GO THE WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE WAY
AND WE WERE LITERALLY YELLING AT HIM “DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IT’S A ONE WAY ASSHOLE”
AND HE ROLLED DOWN HIS WINDOW TO ASK FOR HELP
IT WAS MOTHERFUCKING JESSE EISENBERG
“I just need to get into that parking lot right there can you please let me in”
AND WE DID AND I WAS JUST...
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January 2012
The Reaping from Peeta's POV
peetasfakeleg:
FUCK. katniss has been reaped.
she looks hot though
unf
unf
the things i’d do to her i swear if i were alone with her i’d-
SHIT DID THEY JUST SAY MY NAME
THEY JUST SAID MY NAME
me: omg i can't believe you came to my house im honoured
benedict cumberbatch:
me:
benedict cumberbatch:
me:
benedict cumberbatch:
me:
benedict cumberbatch: you kidnapped me and tied me to a chair
